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A blog for some lazy boiled macaroni ☮

••• ★ My name's Xenia, 17. I live in Kiev, Ukraine. Pacifist, Jedi, cup of tea and askhole; lazy ass that worships MF and BC. And space ★ •••
Oct 20 '14

ryanpanos:

The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

Oct 19 '14
There is a universe in Your eyesYou are beatiful

There is a universe in Your eyes
You are beatiful

Oct 14 '14

oh my god
srsly
again?
i was so pissed off when CLEVER people started to hate Martin just because he made a rape joke
and now people hate Ben just because he “doesn’t understand the FANDOM we are so important oh look at me i’m I’M the center of the universe and if I say, that johnlock exists, it ACTUALLY exists it MUST BECOME CANON and everyone else who disagree can suck my virtual dick”
ppl. pls. i’m a johnlocker too, but in my heart. we don’t have to shout about it at every corner and hate people who disagree

for me, Johnlock is something special. it doesn’t have to be canon and if it does, the idea of johnlock will lose it’s peculiarity. we will stop dream about them, because it will be scripted and filmed.
I’m ran out of words and thoughts and i didn’t practice my English in ages so I better return to my work

I really needed to say something

Oct 14 '14

The only left yellow tree in the forest

Tags: my stuff
Oct 9 '14
Ууууути-пуси кто это тут выглядывает? :3

Ууууути-пуси кто это тут выглядывает? :3

Oct 8 '14

x

(Source: smaaugg)

Oct 5 '14

darlingbenny:

 the cute john watson series + Coming up with his own plan and explaining it to Sherlock

Sherlock:

image

inspired by the john hotson series

Oct 3 '14
inevitably-johnlocked:

teaandforeshadowing:

inevitably-johnlocked:

cumberpaldi:

inevitably-johnlocked:

cantpronounce:

don-gately:

snarrylock:

rebootingcheesecake:

Applying the phone = heart metaphor from ASiB to this scene was a mistake
Now instead of sneaky nipple teasing all I can think about is John reaching inside Sherlock and taking hold of his heart while Sherlock tells him to “be careful” because it’s a fragile little thing and he can’t handle it getting broken:(

ooooh D:

who gave you the right

Oh god

… proof that Sherlock’s heart was taken in Series One. I think it’s interesting that we never actually see him giving back this phone in particular. Can this be paralleled with Irene’s phone? Is there a write up i can read? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. Sherlock’s vulnerability is a weakness of mine.

Too lazy to write a full-blown meta, but this delicious lingering shot happened after Sherlock realized that love is destructive and it’s better to keep his growing feelings towards John locked up instead

"Can I have my heart back the phone, John, please?”

Oh! I like that, as terribly sad as it is! OH. OH MY GOSH. I just had a thought. Sherlock throws away his phone on the rooftop in TRF, and we don’t know if the one Sherlock has in S3 is the same one (we just assume, but we never saw it given back to him… as an aside, I am STILL ANNOYED that we don’t know what came of that phone! Seems like a huge plot point to leave out!!). So, he had to throw away his heart to complete the mission… I think the next time we see the phone passed to Sherlock, going on this “heart is the phone’ metaphor, it will be John giving his own heart phone to Sherlock.

THIS MEANS THAT MORIARTY SENT HIS HEART TO SHERLOCK TO LURE HIM IN IN TGG

AND THAT JOHN WANTED HIM TO TAKE HIS HEART BACK FROM MARY IN TSOT
"BEFORE SHE COMES BACK" "FOR ME"

NOT TO MENTION THE SET UP OF THIS SCENE LOOKS LIKE JOHN IS LITERALLY REACHING INTO SHERLOCK’S CHEST YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE HIS ELBOW JESUS

AND SHERLOCK ALL BLINKY-LIKE WHEN HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND (that john wants to love him) LIKE WHEN HE WAS ASKED TO BE BEST MAN

"DON’T WORRY I’LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS (marriage)"

AND THAT THE VERY FIRST THING JOHN DID UPON MEETING SHERLOCK FOR THE FIRST TIME WAS LITERALLY AND WILLINGLY GAVE UP HIS HEART TO HIM.

THIS IS LESS THAN 10 MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE, NOT 15 SECONDS AFTER HE WALKS INTO THE ROOM.


yeshellothisisblog

If we’re still running with this metaphor, technically john have sherlock his heart in the very beginning. Literally, his first lines to sherlock were “here, use (take) mine (my heart)”

I’ve put these two together because you both hit the nail on the head! OMG, this post keeps getting better. I don’t want to hijack this post, so I’m gonna leave it at this :) I’ll start a new post if there’s anything else added :)

inevitably-johnlocked:

teaandforeshadowing:

inevitably-johnlocked:

cumberpaldi:

inevitably-johnlocked:

cantpronounce:

don-gately:

snarrylock:

rebootingcheesecake:

Applying the phone = heart metaphor from ASiB to this scene was a mistake

Now instead of sneaky nipple teasing all I can think about is John reaching inside Sherlock and taking hold of his heart while Sherlock tells him to “be careful” because it’s a fragile little thing and he can’t handle it getting broken:(

ooooh D:

who gave you the right

Oh god

… proof that Sherlock’s heart was taken in Series One. I think it’s interesting that we never actually see him giving back this phone in particular. Can this be paralleled with Irene’s phone? Is there a write up i can read? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. Sherlock’s vulnerability is a weakness of mine.

Too lazy to write a full-blown meta, but this delicious lingering shot happened after Sherlock realized that love is destructive and it’s better to keep his growing feelings towards John locked up instead

image

"Can I have my heart back the phone, John, please?”

Oh! I like that, as terribly sad as it is! OH. OH MY GOSH. I just had a thought. Sherlock throws away his phone on the rooftop in TRF, and we don’t know if the one Sherlock has in S3 is the same one (we just assume, but we never saw it given back to him… as an aside, I am STILL ANNOYED that we don’t know what came of that phone! Seems like a huge plot point to leave out!!). So, he had to throw away his heart to complete the mission… I think the next time we see the phone passed to Sherlock, going on this “heart is the phone’ metaphor, it will be John giving his own heart phone to Sherlock.

THIS MEANS THAT MORIARTY SENT HIS HEART TO SHERLOCK TO LURE HIM IN IN TGG

AND THAT JOHN WANTED HIM TO TAKE HIS HEART BACK FROM MARY IN TSOT

"BEFORE SHE COMES BACK" "FOR ME"

NOT TO MENTION THE SET UP OF THIS SCENE LOOKS LIKE JOHN IS LITERALLY REACHING INTO SHERLOCK’S CHEST YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE HIS ELBOW JESUS

AND SHERLOCK ALL BLINKY-LIKE WHEN HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND (that john wants to love him) LIKE WHEN HE WAS ASKED TO BE BEST MAN

"DON’T WORRY I’LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS (marriage)"

AND THAT THE VERY FIRST THING JOHN DID UPON MEETING SHERLOCK FOR THE FIRST TIME WAS LITERALLY AND WILLINGLY GAVE UP HIS HEART TO HIM.

THIS IS LESS THAN 10 MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE, NOT 15 SECONDS AFTER HE WALKS INTO THE ROOM.

yeshellothisisblog

If we’re still running with this metaphor, technically john have sherlock his heart in the very beginning. Literally, his first lines to sherlock were “here, use (take) mine (my heart)”

I’ve put these two together because you both hit the nail on the head! OMG, this post keeps getting better. I don’t want to hijack this post, so I’m gonna leave it at this :) I’ll start a new post if there’s anything else added :)

Sep 28 '14
Sep 28 '14
loudest-subtext-in-television:

I mean like everyone realizes that Sherlock could have removed the bomb vest without getting on his knees right? And that they didn’t have to film it from this angle and Martin Freeman didn’t have to make that getting-a-blowjob face? I mean he’s really quite a good actor, like if he doesn’t want to look like he’s getting a bj he can make AT LEAST three other faces, he has awards and everything~

loudest-subtext-in-television:

I mean like everyone realizes that Sherlock could have removed the bomb vest without getting on his knees right? And that they didn’t have to film it from this angle and Martin Freeman didn’t have to make that getting-a-blowjob face? I mean he’s really quite a good actor, like if he doesn’t want to look like he’s getting a bj he can make AT LEAST three other faces, he has awards and everything~

(Source: professonal-fangirl)

Sep 28 '14
I do not usually take selfies. But when I do, it’s not my face…
It’s my fucking working place, where I spend the whole day because of the university’s homework. ohohoNice weekends

I do not usually take selfies. But when I do, it’s not my face…

It’s my fucking working place, where I spend the whole day because of the university’s homework. ohoho
Nice weekends

Sep 24 '14

(Source: gatissmark)

Sep 23 '14

проблема большинства современных музыкальных исполнителей - они не умеют петь, чтоб их.
музыка прекрасна, а поют на одной ноте. почему я жалуюсь? да потому что блин обидно до коликов. знаю, так говорить неправильно, но в жопу.
я лингвист.
мне можно все что угодно.
главное, чтобы грамотно написано было.

лучше бы не пели

Tags: my stuff
Sep 23 '14

Why today’s only Tuesday. Whyyy

Sep 22 '14
fuckoff-imacting:

don’t know if this has already been made

fuckoff-imacting:

don’t know if this has already been made